Bacon sure seems to be widely discussed these days. We just recently stumbled into a show called ‘United States of Bacon’ and it got us thinking about a fun post we did last year about bacon and spanking. We’re sharing that again today here, and then we’re also including some new spanking and bacon info… because you can never have too much bacon or spanking,

Enjoy!

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Giving

Receiving

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And then some new sizzling bacon stuff to enjoy…

From the Urban (online) Dictionary we find these two phrases.

spanked my bacon
Spanked my Bacon is an action packed statement used to describe the feeling of metaphorically being paddled on your bottom with overwhelming, stimulating and provocative information. Having your bacon spanked can potentially lead to creative spurts and intense exhaustion, later followed by a cigarette and if you’re lucky, another round.

examples:
Wow! That concert really spanked my bacon!
Hey baby! Want me to spank your bacon? Here, hold my beer while I download.
A man in uniform really spanks my bacon!

~Honestly never heard this one before. Do like the idea of “being paddled on your bottom with overwhelming, stimulating and provocative information” though!

spankin the bacon
Another term for masturbating.

example:
My wife is not around tonight, guess I’ll be spankin’ the bacon.

~Spankin’ and bacon sort of rhyme, or at least they flow together. So, we guess having 1,000,001 euphemisms for masturbation is needed… lol. ~

And then here is a video clip from Animal House of Kevin Bacon getting paddled in her underwear.