American Spanking Society

FFWe’re headed to south Florida today to visit family for the weekend. Don’t think there will be any spanking fun going on… but it should be a fun vanilla time visiting. Probably will go to the beach too. Also, we likely wont be online much this weekend. Can check our Email, but no chat. Now to FlashBack Friday.

This time last year the Olympics were in full swing. In the spirit of the games, we shared this fun little post. Hope you enjoy looking back at it.

Have a great weekend!

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We’ve really been enjoying the Olympics. With Direct TV it’s easy to follow several different events. Of course, this isn’t a sports blog… it’s a SPANKING blog!

We know spanking isn’t an Olympic sport… YET! But if it were, what athletes from this year’s team would make the team? Here are our answers. Just female spankees this time around too. Might do the spankers next week.

There are lots and lots of options. Here is a sport by sport look…

 

 

The different gymnastic events get lots of coverage, and the girls certainly are pretty close to bare bottomed already. Certainly some talented and lovely U.S. athletes too. But… yea… way-way too young. So while we’ll cheer them on, they’re off the Olympic spanking team.

 

 

Weightlifting doesn’t get too much coverage, likely because the U.S. hasn’t been very good at it. Totally shut out. Not sure how easy it would be to spank a girl that could likely kick your ass either. But, do you want to tell them they’re not on the Olympic Spanking team? Besides, someone has to carry the implements around!

 

 

Speaking of implements, there are several sports that come with an implement included. Badminton, Rowing, Canoeing and Table Tennis all actually have PADDLES. So, you know they’re all in! Then there are the Equestrian women and their whips. They have to make the cut too, as does the HandBall team. Our favorite has to be the Field Hockey gals though. They definitely can take a good whacking!

 

 

 

Some implements just go too far though. We can be hard players, but no knife play. Arrows are mostly out too, as are guns. Hope they win gold, but sorry Archery, Fencing and Shooting girls… you’re off the Spanking team.

 

 

 

There are several Aquatic Events… Diving, Swimming, Synchronized Swimming and Water Polo. Let’s see, wet bottoms. Is there any question? Girls, you’ve made the Olympic Spanking team! And please, don’t bother drying off when you get out of the pool.

 

 

 

Lots and lots of running in the Olympics. Short distances and long distances. Heck, some of these girls are running 26 miles. Ain’t chasing ANYONE that many miles though… lol. No runners make the cut.

 

 

This U.S. kicks some serious butt in Basketball, Soccer and Softball. Can’t have an Olympic Spanking team without them. The “red card” rule in Soccer could slightly be adjusted too. Like the “red” part of that idea for naughty misdeeds on the field… but there are better ways than a card to say you’ve been naughty!

 

 

We’ve got a pretty strong team here so far. But, we need some team captains to win the gold. The choice is obvious. The Volleyball team… specifically Kerri Walsh and Misty May-Treanor. To start with, women in bikinis busting their little butts off in the sand just works on sooo many levels. But beyond that, Kerri and Misty are gold metal good… and… they celebrate good plays with spanks on the butt!

In fact here is a picture we spotted on Chross Blog with a little write up about a near Presidential spanking:

The 2004 (and now 2008) gold medal winners Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh asked President Bush if he would play a little “pepper,” a warm-up drill bumping the volleyball back and forth. Bush initially tried to steer clear, replying “No, I’m a pretty good spectator.”

But after watching for a few minutes, the bikini-clad players eventually drew him onto the court in which he hit two but missed the third try as the ball fell a little short. Before moving over to see the men practice, May-Treanor jokingly bent over and offered Bush a chance to give her a spank on her rear — a custom in many sports for players to offer each other encouragement.

Instead, he playfully used the back of his hand to tap her on the small of her back.

So… President Bush does NOT make the team, lol.

Here are a few more pics to enjoy…

 

 

 

 

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One Response to “FlashBack Friday: Spanking Olympics”

  1. Keagen

    Todd, you made me laugh all the way through this post. Thanks a million!

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